It's opening night!! Break a leg to the cast and crew for this week's performance of Porridge. Written by Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, the play as with the original TV sitcom focuses on two prison inmates serving time at the fictional HMP Slade in Cumberland. Porridge (the play) is produced by special arrangement with Very Serious Comedy Ltd. We look forward to welcoming all visitors to HMP Slade this week! (fb)

WELCOME TO HMP SLADE... formerly known as the Rose Theatre! All visitors this week are gently reminded of the Slade visitation rules; Please park respectfully when parking around HMP Slade so our neighbours are not disturbed. Please switch off your mobile phones during each evening visitation. No food is allowed during visitation rights. Please remember prisoners, guards and staff can hear every single word during the evening. Please save discussions for other areas of HMP Slade like the bar and foyer. We welcome you all to a great dose of PORRIDGE this week. (fb)