“THEY’RE BOLD, THEY’RE BRASH, THEY’RE MAKING QUITE A SCENE… IT’S CAMERON, BECKS, AND WILLS – THE THREE LIONS ON OUR TEAM!” Politics meets the Beautiful Game – with a wickedly comic twist! This month, brace yourself for The Three Lions — William Gaminara’s razor-sharp satire that throws David Cameron, Prince William, and David Beckham into one hotel suite on the eve of England’s 2018 World Cup bid. The result? Backroom deals, national pride, and a comedy of (diplomatic) errors you’ll never forget. Expect quick-fire wit, outrageous situations, and enough scandal to fill the back pages — all played out live on stage with the energy of a cup final and the timing of a penalty shootout. Don’t miss the theatrical event that proves in football and politics… it’s never just a game. Monday 29 September - Saturday 4 October 2025, 7:30PM Tickets £10 (£9 MEMBERS) Green Room Theatre, West Walls Get your tickets now: www.carlislegreenroom.uk/tickets/ Carlisle Tourist Information Centre, Old Town Hall 01228 598596 (fb)

You will not believe what happened at ‘The Oak Room...' ‘CONSEQUENCES’ The Theatre Downstairs at The Green Room Theatre hosts ‘The Oak Room’. A backwoods bar in a blizzard. Feuds thought buried brought back to light. ‘The Oak Room’ is a distinctly Canadian thriller: a sort of modern ‘Northern Gothic’ tale examining notions of memory, masculinity, and the power of storytelling. Thursday September 18th, Friday September 19th, and Saturday September 20th only. 7:30pm. TICKETS SELLING FAST £6-00 (Members £5-00) Available from: www.carlislegreenroom.uk/tickets Or The Tourist Information Centre, Old Town Hall, Carlisle - 01228 598596 Video created by Andrew Carswell (@andy_carswell_) (fb)